My day

My Day The alarm clock clicks on and a slightly manic voice comes out of the speakers, “Good morning, I am the saviour of Radio 1, the one and only Chris Moyes”, “Bugger, that means[…]

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Latex dress

Fbailey story number 193 Latex Dress When my sexy sixteen-year-old daughter said that she needed a special dress to wear up on stage for her solo during the school musical I thought to myself, “Why[…]

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Roll in the leaves

Rachel sighed and looked up at the clock for the 100th time since she sat down. Why she had decided to take night classes after working a full day? She glanced down at her notebook[…]

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Look darling

A man comes into his bedroom one evening with a sheep under his arm and says to his wife, "Look darling, this is the pig I have to sleep with whenever you hace a />[…]

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Cold hands…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are[…]

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Never the same

I had put out an ad to meet up with some local guys to have a threesome. I received very few emails, but the one response was quite interesting. They offered a free place to[…]

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Helping hands

Sunday morning, the phone rang. It was Alicia, the lady next door “Hey, Mike,” she said. “Do you know anything about DVD /> “A little bit,” I said. “How come?” not working,” she said. “I[…]

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Big girl

Lois Helmers was lonely. It had been such a long time since she had been with a man, she could hardly remember when. Not exactly young any more at thirty six, her real problem was[…]

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The island

Why me? Why do I get stuck going to all these out the way places? We have thirty-two techs in this company and whenever something breaks in some backwoods little town that isn't even on[…]

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