Sex joke

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years. story by: Crude Guy

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E-mail

It all happened because of an E-mail that Ellen received. Everybody's heard of people that send porno pictures in e-mails to everybody they can think of? When Ellen, a 28 year old private teacher who[…]

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Strangers & semen part 2

(This story is for entertainment purposes. Lana Lawrence doesn't condone illegal acts. Real life sexual encounters should be between consenting, kinky adults and thick nubbly vibrators. Don't forget to vote when you finish reading and[…]

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The wayward sub

chained, spread eagle in an upright position, my naked body sways to and fro. i've been left there for awhile, my head downcast in supplication and eyes closed. my thick waves of hair fall in[…]

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The unforgettable dance

The last dance of the school year was almost over. I looked around the gym…dark lights, crepe paper streamers, kids huddled in close, sweet embraces. I was more interested in who was dancing with who[…]

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Vengeance 35

Vengeance 35 When? That was the million dollar question. We’d satisfied the who, that part was easy, I thought as I watched her scribbling down plans. A strand of hair fell from her loose pony[…]

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