Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? A. Miracle whip. story by: Crude Guy
The new girl
It all began at the freshmen party. I just entered 200 level and I attended the freshmen party for new students of the university. It was the same old thing that occurred last year. The[…]
Racquetball
My coworker Jim had been playing racquetball weekly for about six months at his apartment complex, we had a standing reservation for the court every Thursday night from 7-9. The complex had a small "fitness[…]
Mr. stone and angela
This isnt necessarily a rare fantasy, but none the less it is one of my favorites. SetUP – I am a 25 year old math professor at a local community college. She is freshman, shoulder[…]
Meg’s second business – pt1
I’m Meg… I’m married to Paul, we’ve have been enjoying our Lifestyle for a couple of years now. Recently I decided I needed more than being a at home mom. I felt I was getting[…]
The retirees club (20)
A couple of days after our weekly blow-fest, I joined the guys at the pool tables after my gym time. After a couple of rounds, Tom told me that he'd come out as bi to[…]
Royalty
“Dang, B, I ain’t fittin’ ta be meetin’ no females off no party line!” shouted Erin over the stereo that spilled out the sounds of the rapper Jay-Z. Erin was visiting her cousin Berri in[…]
A game of inches – part twelve
“Brian, I know I don’t have to, that’s why I want to. Come on.”, she The next time I woke up, the room was bright and sunny. I looked over at the clock, it was[…]
Broken birds, part 22, misha
Part 22 Misha John McDale’s body was shipped back to the US, accompanied by his wife. Kat, now very pregnant, stayed at the compound. By forcing them to focus on John’s last moments of happiness,[…]
Hunt at the club
“I don't really care where you live at,” the feminine voice echoed in my head. “Just turn around boy and let me hit that,” thumped and pounded, into my body. ”Don't be a little bitch[…]
Finding my way back home, parts 3 and 4 of 6
Part III From Parts I – II: I returned from Afghanistan, having been shot in the shoulder and having two surgeries to repair it. I got out of the Army to help my mother who[…]
The torque round
Hannah always had a hard time getting into the clubs. Even though she was 21, she looked 19, if not younger. Sometimes it was tough to convince them even after seeing her valid ID. Tonight[…]
Life's strange turns part 2
Life’s Strange Turns, Part 2 The phone rang, waking both Karen and myself with a start. We’d slept for only about 15 minutes. “Well, it would have been bad to sleep longer, but it would[…]
Sandra
Sandra-1. More or less a Fantasy story told by my 22 year old daughter! This story was originally written in Danish, so please accept for misinterpreted words and phrases. Introduction. It's a bit difficult to[…]
Milking daddy dry. literally. part 1.
I like to think I'm your average working, family man. I have my own house, my own car, a very good paying job. Not to boast, but I make nearly four times of that of[…]
Best friends
I was really excited about the sleep over schedule for the Fourth of July weekend that I could hardly wait. My parents had just completed renovating the attic into my room. When I turned eight[…]