Viagra needed

A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a[…]

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Cold hands…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are[…]

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Massage

Susan age 31 met me at the gym and I invited her to my place for a massage. She feels cold leather against her skin. The sensation is causing goosebumps all over her body. She[…]

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"the date

The Date By Blueheatt ….. Strangers would just think it was a guy and a girl on a date. We would go far away where no one knew us. No one but us would know[…]

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