A man with a 12 inch penis who practices autofellatio is prone to putting a foot in his mouth. story by: The Porn Joker
The internet date
The Internet Date It was just another night when Kira was driving home from her boring job at the hardware store. It was eight o' clock on a Saturday night, and as tired as she[…]
Hostile take over
Sandy Williams age 33 never married is the lawyer for the tech company I acquired in a hostile take over. I flew her from Silcon Valley on my private jet and had a limo waiting[…]
Sex in school part 1
At age 42, I've worked as a custodian at a small town high school for twenty years. I consider my duties of cleaning the bleachers after a basketball game a fringe benefit. Many of you[…]
Material girl
This is a fictional story on my dealings with an ex girlfriend, not one part of this story is real or should be used in real life. The stupid bitch buzzes on the intercom, she's[…]
Brothers who cross medicines
BROTHERS WHO CROSS MEDICINES Once there were two brothers who were depressed. One was depressed because his penis was too small; the other was depressed because his pubic hair was too long, so they decided[…]
Spending a week with my cousin
I was staying at my Auntie's house for the week because my parents are going on a holiday. My Auntie has a daughter who is 16 years old and i think she is the most[…]
Urinal challenge for guys
Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge! Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)… women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the rest room that MUST be[…]
Rough sex
ROUGH SEX ( a poem by Stardust 8937, 9-27-10) Don't ask me for hard sex, rough sex– I won't do it– I CAN'T do it– If your KINK demands it, then even though it hurts[…]
Gift wrapped for a final fuck
I woke up next morning with Chris spooned into my back and his arm across my waist as he continued to sleep. Surprisingly, even though his hips were pushed against mine I couldn’t feel any[…]
Experimentation and exploration part 3
Our morning together firmly ruined by my work, I’m in the car driving to the office. Samantha, my stepsister, was extremely disappointed that I had to leave. We had made plans to play all weekend[…]
Sex with my cousin pt 3
Hi everyone, hope this story is a bit longer, let me know in the comments if you want it a bit longer next time or of any other improvements I can make. Also let me[…]
Lamars world, how brianna came to be
Brianna is the 13 year old girl. She is tall, around 5'8, a brunette, 34 c cup, yes shes pretty well endowed for a girl her age. I actually met her mother Amy from a[…]
Finding my way back home, parts 3 and 4 of 6
Part III From Parts I – II: I returned from Afghanistan, having been shot in the shoulder and having two surgeries to repair it. I got out of the Army to help my mother who[…]
The salesgirl
Kathy stood by the front door of Cox Shoe Store waiting for the last few customers of the day leave. It was almost five o'clock and she had a lot to do before Mark picked[…]
Pop racer's assistant
**co-writing with my friend from Imagefap, Reddwarf** It is late in the evening in the dark garage, the white Mach 5 raised up on a lift as Pop stands underneath it, reaching up overhead into[…]