Home alone

“Goodbye Kelly and remember don’t let you’re brother run amok.” “I replied Kelly. Her parents got in the car and waved goodbye and sped off around the corner. Kelly closed the door and looked around[…]

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Cold hands…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are[…]

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Sex joke

As confused as a infant in a titty bar. As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you[…]

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I own you

I walk in the room, push you up against the wall and kiss you so hard that it takes your breath away and leaves you panting for breath… Pinning your arms against the wall, I[…]

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Friend's ex-wife

Nancy is 36 year old divorced woman with no children, she has been divorced for three years from a friend of mine. She has not seriously dated since the divorce. She is 5' 11" tall[…]

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No sleep

“It sure is good to see you again! I can’t believe how tall you’ve gotten,” Tom said to Renee, the only daughter of his best friend. He was making a cross-country drive and had stopped[…]

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Theirs

I hear them walking up the stairs. I rush to put on the blindfold and stand in position before they walk through the door. As soon as I spread my legs and tilt my head[…]

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