Pardon

There once lived a woman. She was nice, pretty, had a good attitude with everything she did. But the only thing she hated about herself was her flat chest. It was as flat as a[…]

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A new job

Lisa was just hired at the law firm, Burns and O’Neil, as an assistant to Mr. Burns. It was her first week on the job and she was very, very nervous. Mr. Burns was an[…]

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No baby planes

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs[…]

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That'll teach her

Fbailey story number 815 That’ll Teach Her Judy and I had a date at eight o’clock on Saturday evening. When I got there I saw Richard walking in her front door. Apparently they didn’t see[…]

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The mom next door

After years of living abroad, I have recently moved back to my hometown of Pittsburgh.The timing could not have been more perfect.After years of working my way up the corporate ladder,my stock options with my[…]

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