Q. What happens when you kiss a canary? A. You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease. story by: Crude Guy
The little inventor
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm[…]
Melinda's mountains
This is a fictional story, but the characters are real people. In this story, Melinda is my next door neighbor. In reality, Melinda is a young woman who writes and reads stories on xnxx. So,[…]
When i became a woman – chap. 14 – the best sex ever
WHEN I BECAME A WOMAN – CHAP. 14 – THE BEST SEX EVER It was Columbus Day, a Monday, and both Mommy and Daddy were home. I woke up around 8 and they were still[…]
My first threesome
I pulled my car up and parked near the creek. I saw Ryan’s car was already there, a few spots away. Surprisingly, there were no other cars here. It was a beautiful summer day and[…]
December to remember
I was just sitting at home watching every flake of snow that fell to the ground. Bored as hell, there was nothing better to do. Plus i just loved snow. Not just because we get[…]
My summer with ben
The summer after high school I took a full time job helping out a mentally challenged 28 year old man who lived with his grandparents. I needed to make some money before going off to[…]
My son hates me
“ I hate her . I hate her . I HATE HER ” – I heard my son shouting in anger . In normal circumstances I would have thought his girlfriend had dumped him .[…]
House warming party
“Chuck, are you almost done with those hors Phyllis asked me. Placing the last one on the plate I replied, “Yep, and I even have the drinks /> Coming around the corner of our bedroom,[…]
Tease me no more #2
TEASE ME NO MORE #2 I awoke at about 8:30am to the sound of the bathroom door closing.Sitting up on the couch I wondered who it was.Maggie or Tina.I got up and looked down the[…]
Christmas threeway
I had dated this girl named Cat for about a year prior to this strange meeting. She had caught the eye of my best friend at the time, Don. Don had invited her over to[…]
Day at the lake finale
I'm posting split off , prologues , the works. Please read the others before starting this to get the whole feel. RAWR- Jai127 "Day At The Lake" (Finale) In case you haven't been reading the[…]
School term paper part 2
I couldn’t wait for Debbie to get home from school the next day so I had the front curtains open so I could watch for her. Of course I was already naked and my cock[…]
The friday after thursday night football
That morning I took a long hot shower. I couldn’t shake the memory of Heather dominating me like no BBW has dominated me before. I also kept thinking that I really needed to get my[…]
Kick off to jealousy
In my last chapter, I left you with Kim and I having started to go to the same college as John. At least at college John was just John some people made a fuss over[…]
First lesbian kiss
Penny could hear the party long before she arrived at the Bennet house. She recognized the Bennet house by the decoration. When she approached the front door, the walls were thumping from the loud music[…]