Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years. story by: Crude Guy
A relaxing massage
It was late Saturday night when I experienced a rush I never had before in my life. This was something I had always thought about before, but never followed through with, fearing for the consequences[…]
Law firm's librarian
Diana, is the head librarian of my law firm's library, flushed slightly as she read a romance paperback. No one had been that explicit about fucking when she was a teen-ager. Perhaps it was a[…]
Veronicas secret
It was a warm summer’s day in Pittsburgh. The sweat was dripping off my forehead as my girlfriend and I drove down route 86 in my Chevy Cavalier. We were on our way to my[…]
Sweet revenge chapter 1
*Author's note-Everything belongs to me. I know the naughty teacher plot is sorta clliche but I hope you enjoy nonetheless. This part is more about reluctance than complete non consent, chapter 2 shall cover that[…]
The ad #2
Tommy had placed the ad about a week ago and today he received his first reply. His ad read: "Wanted, older ladies, preferably over 55, to pose in erotic photo sessions, good $$$, looks not[…]
A strangers cum part two
A Strangers Cum Part Two Early next morning I woke and stretched feeling my morning erection surrounded by something warm, I was still in Sue’s bum and seemed to be stuck as everything had dried[…]
My cousin lili (part 1)
I was sitting at home watching tv when I got the usual Christmas call from my mom. Was I coming over this year? I tried my damndest to get out of it, complaining about bad[…]
Buddy & daughter
I am a happily married man but I do have a kinky side my wife know about some of it, but not all, I have a lot to share but it may not all be[…]
My life 7 – 3-some with my sister and my best mate
Susan announced a few days later that she had wanted to have a threesome with me and Colin. She had declared it was only fair as I had been with her and Lynne and she[…]
Trailer trash teen ch.8
Tina awoke with the sensation of a cock sliding in and out of her pussy. She slowly shook her head from left to right. Then, finally, she opened her eyes and stared up at a[…]
Hedone 5 rise
Hedone 5 – Rise Aaron awoke to a scream that tore through every nerve in his body. It was a scream that could only be dragged from one on the verge of death. He tried[…]
Mat billy and crazy doctor 2
CHAPTER 2 100% DARK FANTASY Billy said that when he first woke up he was on the table. Everyday the man would milk his cock for something. He would get upset that nothing would come[…]
Helen doesnt blow…she sucks!
“Look honey, doesn’t he have bedroom eyes?” Helen and her husband were discussing the color of my eyes! I couldn’t believe she described them as “bedroom eyes”, that seemed a little odd, especially to a[…]
Skin tight
Last week, my friend Will ended up giving me two birthday presents. And being the douche bag that I am… I re-gifted one of them pretty quickly. It was the day of my birthday and[…]
Anonymous invitation to a party
You can find more of my stories at my website: /> I get a lot of odd jobs, handyman type stuff from several different people, most often from someone who owns a house that he[…]