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I worked for an oral surgeon about a year ago with a beautiful girl named Jessica. She stood about 5'6, long brown hair, brown eyes, and she had a very pretty face. She had a[…]

Q. What happens when you kiss a canary? A. You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease. story by: Crude Guy

I awoke the next mornin’ later than I normally did and stumbled into the kitchen to get something to eat and there I saw my Momma sittin’ down with Peggy and they were chattin’ about[…]

"You're kidding, right," Becky said incredulously to her best friend Dana!?! "I'm telling you the truth," Dana said with a giggle, "just take a look at this," as she shoved the tape into the VCR[…]

Santa Claus arrives at a house and climbs down the chimney to find a beautiful blonde, laying on the bed. She looks at Santa and says, "Oh Santa I'm so horny will you please stay[…]

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" "I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract," snapped[…]

I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.They asked me what Iwould like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them, but I think[…]

I’m Timothy and I’m a 22 year old guy that’s had to move back in with my mother because my place was destroyed in tornado and thus until the insurance payment comes thru for my[…]

" Giving a MILF a Ride Home " The band was loud and the room was hot. A small out of the way bar in Cork city. A very tight fit. A long narrow room,[…]

Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A. Place to hang their air freshener. story by: Crude Guy

John was a thirty something business owner; general construction, married young and divorced within a couple of years. He was now a happy bachelor and doing okay for himself knocking down a cool 6 figures,[…]

THE CRUISE We boarded the huge cruise liner in Venice, Italy for a seven day trip up into the Baltic Sea, with stops in Athens and Istanbul, then on to Yalta and Odessa before returning[…]

"I don't need a babysitter mom" Devon whined. Mrs. Wilson was fastening her necklace at the door trying to step into her shoes at the same time. "She's not for you, she's for Kate, now[…]

Chapter One – The Cowboy Arrives Note to readers: This is a true story, and my first post. I have no problem accepting constructive criticism; however, you will note the operative word here is, I[…]

Bang! I jumped at the sound of a slamming door. I saw my twin sister Danielle standing in the doorway with tears in her eyes. I fell to my knees as I realized that Daddy[…]

Chapter Seven The next two weeks seemed to fly by. Lindsey met up with Ellie whenever possible to fuck. She was becoming more and more needy when it came to her love life. Now she[…]