Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? A. Miracle whip. story by: Crude Guy
Puffies
Tara looked in the mirror and admired her slim tan body. 5'7" tall, 115 lbs., blonde hair, blue eyes, and not a blemish to be found! What was drawing here stare, however, was her chest.[…]
Tales from the orange hotel – the cougar awakens
The aroma was both the first and the last thing I remember about that room. As soon as I swung the door open, a rush of that air-conditioned hotel smell marched into my nostrils. There[…]
My fanfuckingtastic weekend (repaired)
My fanfuckingtastic weekend As with most of my stories. This is non fiction. (TRUE for those in Rosalinda) Yes it really happened. If I ever post fiction, I will make that perfectly clear up front.[…]
Surprise!
It had been a usual day so far. Sandra had taken her children that still lived at home to a birthday party. All but one. Young Monique had decided to stay home and finish her[…]
What lena wants – chapter 6
Hello lovelies! Here is chapter six. I hope you like it! If you have any suggestions on what you would like to see Lena and Milo do, let me know! Xoxo, Cede ——– Milo’s car[…]
First marriage annulled after six months
Deborah gently tugs on my arm as I pull her towards the bedroom; she didn't want to go. I stopped in the middle of the hallway and looked at her. She cannot meet my eyes.[…]
Afternoon delight with brooke
This is my first submitted story….Please feel free to comment and critisize. On Saturday I went to see my naughty friend Brooke, arriving at her house I saw that no one else was home. Upon[…]
The story of ann chapter 3: how i ruined my life before it even started
The Story of Ann Chapter 3: How I Ruined my Life Before it even Started In my last chapter, I told you about receiving a 1963 Chevy pick-up truck when I got my drivers license.[…]
Two hillbillies find sheep
Two Hillbillies were hunting with no luck. Then one of them saw a sheep with its head caught in a fence. One hillbilly looks at the other and says, "Let's have sex with the sheep."[…]
One big happy family ch. 3
One Big Happy Family Chapter 3 Sara spoke with someone at the front counter and asked for a cab to be called for her. As she stepped outside of the conference hall she grabbed her[…]
My dream cameron
It's was a nice cold winter day. My friend Cameron and I were going to a retreat at with my church. We were pretty good friends. We started out as friends of friends but we[…]
My neighbor's voyeur
Using my binoculars, I peeked through the window and across the street at Mrs. Walson, my best friend’s mom and one of, if not THE, hottest MILF on the block. She was cleaning house dressed[…]
Dangle
DANGLE The silky, white, arch is visible just above the soft leather. A slight nudge and the strap breaks its hold. Allowing her spiked neighbor to hover just above the ground. The plump digits balance[…]
Me and rachael part 2
This is the sequel to ‘An odd experience with my sister Rachael’. I liked the feedback from the first story, even though some of them were quite ridiculous. Tell me what you think of this[…]
School daze chapter 3
School Daze chapter 3 After they went roaming the various shops of Laguna Beach. They found her some very nice things to wear for that evening, and a set of clothes for their San Diego[…]