Hot apple pie

I had just gotten home from working a double shift at work for the weekend. I was walking into the garage with my stuff from work. As I was about to go into the house,[…]

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The dare

My friends had dared me to go to this one house. They said to win the dare I had to stay for at least one hour and the house knew I was coming. I head[…]

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Roo-roo

Two men were captured in the bush by cannibals and taken captive. They were brought before the tribal chief, who informed them both that they would be killed. He advised the men that they had[…]

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The window

After my wife and I divorced the first thing I did after the ink on the divorce papers dried was to move back to the city. I was originally from the city and I had[…]

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The clock

Frank often suspected his wife was masturbating in the shower; she was just TOO happy sometimes, while drying off and getting her clothes on. Well, after today he'd know for sure. He had bought a[…]

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My second entry

So here is my second entry. But before I dive into my past, here's something about me in the present. Right now, I'm typing this on my laptop. I'm looking down at my penis, and[…]

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