Freezing to death

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does[…]

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Barb and me

I met my wife Barb, a friend of my sister Nancy, at a 4th of July get together at my Mom's house. Barb and her daughter Connie, who was about two, rode over with her[…]

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Elf girl 2

Seth followed the blue girl for two reasons. One: She had just given him the best blowjob he’d ever gotten. Two: He…sorta didn’t know where he was. Those were two good reasons, right? He thought[…]

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Too tight

"What do you think about Southern Illinois," asked Miss Weston, "it's got a great communications department, one of the best in the nation." Sarah Foster looked intently at the brochure her guidance counselor had placed[…]

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