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Why did the snowman pull his pants down? Ans: Because the snow blower was coming by. story by: The Porn Joker

After finishing a long night shift I was looking forward to a nice hot bath and then jumping into bed I got in at about eight am to an empty house apart from my dogs[…]

It was morning at camp, this camp was nothing like any camp anyone had ever been to, all the kids there were kids that were living rough, kids who had no parents, they were brought[…]

As he walked into the library, the first thing he noticed was the librarian. She was a quiet, timid woman, someone whose husband always took her in the missionary position, with it all over in[…]

This is my first story and let me set it up first of all. I am a gay male, and I live with my boyfriend who is 15 years older than me. He has three[…]

i> From the last story Cindy and I helped Louise back up and got her dressed. She was still in a fog. Finally, we were presentable and we left the booth. We headed for the[…]

When my mom first saw me she broke down in tears and fell into my stepdads arms. She said, “I, I just can’t believe this.” I didn’t know if she was talking about the fact[…]

We my new boss called me into his office I was worried. He ask me to take a seat and then closed the door. He told me that he had just gotten off the phone[…]

What's the difference between an airline stewardess and a bowling ball? Ans. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. story by: The Porn Joker

It is a curse of all young teachers, thought Sandra, that they have to do all the shitty work the older hags wouldn’t do. It wasn’t as if she was being paid for doing extra[…]

My sister was staying with us since her husband was deployed for a couple of months. She was cute 5’4” and carrying a few extra pounds after having two kids. Still nice B-cups though, I[…]

So, you use each other for sex, and nothing else? I thought only men can do that? Danielle said with one incredulous tilted eye brow. ‘Not all men!’ I started to protest but backed down[…]

I was 16 when I met Amanda. I had recovered from a breakup with my last girlfriend, and I was looking for someone when a friend of mine put the idea of dating her. I[…]

A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm… err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy." "That's okay. You can test your size[…]

Chapter 1; Tali was 17 years old with long black hair, her body almost covered in tattoo's and piercing pearl green eyes. She sat around the house when her foster mum walked into the living[…]

Before I start this story I would like to warn you that this is going to be a pretty dark story. It was the only way that I could get everything I want In the[…]