Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? A. Miracle whip. story by: Crude Guy
Let me be damned
If I be damned, let me be damned. Just let him be damned with me. Let my soul fall into never endering darkness. Just let him fall with me. Let my entirety be consumed with[…]
The drive-in
"Oh my God." John shook his head as he drove and said it out loud again, "Oh my GOD!" He laughed out loud and re-played the evening over and over in his head. He knew[…]
Janice gets off-chapter one
Janice was running late, again…..she hurried across the room and cursed the alarm that had failed to go off. As she glanced at the clock, she realized she was going to be late for her[…]
Pool-time part one
John was a tall, heavyset man, with American Indian features, deep brown eyes and a smile that lit up a room when he entered it. His wife’s name was Kandy, a petite BBW with red[…]
The ad #2
Tommy had placed the ad about a week ago and today he received his first reply. His ad read: "Wanted, older ladies, preferably over 55, to pose in erotic photo sessions, good $$$, looks not[…]
Learning experience
I grew up in a small town, living with my single Mom. I was about 12 and I spent a lot of my childhood spending time with my Uncle Tim, my moms younger brother and[…]
Convention antics
My father works for a large Fortune 500 company, and they hold a week-long convention every year. The entire trip is paid for by the company, so my father enthusiastically attends. Our family tags along,[…]
Desert motorcycle part iii
There's a text message on your cell. You see it is from him. As you bring it up you are both eager and apprehensive. 'God, what mood is he in now'? 'What am I into[…]
The beginning
I looked down when my phone rang and was so surprised to see your number. I was also a little worried. You don’t call me from your house. I was very hesitant to answer as[…]
Billy bob chapter 5 (helping a psychologist)
This is the diary of Billy Bob McTavish, a teen boy, about he and his young girl cousin growing up, having a family and a wide variety of sexual adventures, some quite bizarre. It has[…]
David copperfield invites performer on stage
David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share. Nobody puts their hand up except one man. David beckons him[…]
A cruise with my granddaughter, final part
When we finally went to bed that evening, Kristy was so worn out that I had to carry her in and tucked her between the sheets. Curling up against her nakedness, she cooed in my[…]
Only one road – chapter 8
– VIII – The next day was uneventful until it was over. I’ve heard someone calling my name in the parking lot. I turned around. It was Wes Graham, one of Billy’s pets. I gave[…]
Cold hands…
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are[…]
Cupids curse part 5. the fruits of love part 1
I sat in the dark. Far above me, like a sign of something, floated the perfect half moon of light given shape by the hole in the ceiling. And yet none of the light from[…]