After dark

After Dark I’m a vampire! I know, this may sound corny but it’s true. My story isn’t so much about how I became one. I’m not going into Anne Rice stuff but I’m going to[…]

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Analkiller 1

She was my first crush and when her family bought a cottage next door to me, it was one of the better days I have known. Aside from being my first 'love interest' she was[…]

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Body work

“Hey Greg, would you mind watching the phones while I go to lunch and run a few errands? Jerry’s not coming in today at all said Veronica as she walked out of the office. An[…]

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Explosive penis

During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. The captain told the navigator to go down to the crew[…]

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