Dogs having sex

A guy is looking out in his front yard and notices two dogs having sex. He goes outside and sees his neighbor watching them also. He tells the neighbor that he wishes he could make[…]

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I'd do it for you

I spotted you as you entered the room, Found your friends and took your seat, My mind captivated by your charms, You were someone I just had to meet. I mentally rehearsed my lines, As[…]

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Wife taken

My beautiful wife was at the bar after work and she was drinking a lot. before she even knew it she was pretty drunk. She was talking to this guy at the bar he really[…]

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