Why did I cross the road? Ans: Because my dick was in the chicken. story by: The Porn Joker
Chorus boys
They were due to open in less than thirty days and still they were several chorus boys short of a full ensemble!!! Dick Logan, the director of the musical, sat with his assistant and said[…]
Free sex with fill-up
Two Norwegian men were driving near Mt. Horab, a Norwegian community in Wisconsin, when they noticed a large billboard sign advertising free sex with a 15 gallon fill-up of gas. Thinking this sounded like too[…]
A few short stories
i was in the hot tub with two incredible girls. they both sat across from me. one was ashlyn and the other was abby. ashlyn had a great tan,shoulder length black hair, and brown eyes.[…]
My young flower 4
Okay people, before I start this story, I’m going to address some problems with my last 3. To those who love my stories, give positive feedback, and tips, I thank you. But to those who[…]
New roommate 6
The tension between Nate and I had grown over the past few weeks, to the point that Kevin and Paul both struggled to to talk to us when we are in a room together. It[…]
My sneaky wife…
My wife and I have a completely open and honest relationship and we talk about everything. I knew she was BI (damn near lez) when we first met so after a few years I finally[…]
Puppy slut
She decided, today was the day when she would go hunting. She took her time in getting ready as tonight, had to be just right in order for her to secure her prey. She showered,[…]
Different love – part iii
Hi, guys. First of all, sorry to the people who was waiting that long for another installment of my stories. I'm passing through a very complicated moment of my life so I don't have enough[…]
Homecoming chapter 3
Chapter Three “Why Can’t I” The urge to mate and to expand my territory had subsided after my second session with Carolyn. I also noticed that it was quickly reaching the end of the school[…]
Rick's wife part 6 of 6
My friend's story Rick's WIFE 6 (6 of 6) "Ladies, bring Peter with you and come stand in front of me," William said. We rose from the couch and moved together toward William. I was[…]
Will's new old home: part 7
ONCE AGAIN GUYS, MINIMAL EROTIC STUFF, BUT NEXT CHAPTER HAS AMY LEWIS SO YOU KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE SOME. I APOLOGIZE IF YOU AREN'T PLEASED WITH ME @ THE MOMENT BUT YOU'LL BE HAPPY NEXT[…]
Queer
QUEER Kevin transferred to our school from California in the Venice/Santa Monica area. The first thing I noticed about him was how he had those chiseled good looks that made me think of Keanu Reeves[…]
The neighbours
Thinking back, it wasn't that cold, was it? I'd scraped the frost off the inside of the front window and saw the tall, slender woman struggling with the box. She was moving in next door.[…]
Call girl chronicles part 8 — working it out
Kimiko strode through the front door of the plush gym, and showed the desk clerk the membership card she had been sent through the mail. The clerk glanced up, and told her she had better[…]
Revenge! stage 5 – blue
As I sat straddling the cooling, butchered pieces of the late girl's pale figure I knew that despite who that was behind the door I was caught. My next action would have to take place[…]