Viagra needed

A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a[…]

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The fog – chapter 2

A snake wiggled frantically, trying to cross a large area of open water before jaws could swallow it from beneath the still water. A mayfly fluttered over the surface, dipping and dancing, courting death like[…]

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Famous love pt1

Heard of a French exchange? German exchange? Fucking Japanese exchange if you will? Ever heard of an American exchange? Yeah. Didn't think so. The whole point of an exchange, is to learn about the culture,[…]

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The ladder to success

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually,[…]

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Tightness

Tightness, Is what I feel, When you are in my bed, Tightness, In your lips, When you succ my head, Tightness, Is what I feel, When you ride my tool, Tightness, In my balls, When[…]

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