Tardiness is definitely one of my top pet peeves. I despise waiting for someone else and yet here I was, fifteen past eight in the morning and my superior was giving me a short lecture[…]
The unfortunate cyclist – part 1
I saw the cyclist from quite a long way back on the straight country road. As I got closer I was fascinated by the movement of the cyclist's buttocks moving in rhythm with the legs[…]
Circumcise a redneck
How do you circumcise a redneck? Ans: You kick his sister's chin. story by: The Porn Joker
The curious encounter with grace swanson
All I wanted her to do was answer a simple question. I wanted to know what day her school got back from winter break. I had been out of school since June of last year[…]
Aloof coworker – chapter 1
She knew she had to work with him on the project and it was a good thing that he had a suite to get some privacy to really focus on refining the presentation. She always[…]
Saint patrick’s day
Fbailey story number 519 Saint Patrick’s Day Here in America we celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day on March seventeenth. This year it was on Wednesday. Everyone wears green and most people claim to be Irish. I[…]
A day with my friend
I groaned softly as I felt myself waking up, yawned, and looked over at the clock with my clouded eyes, sleep an elusive companion and yet just as tough to get rid of. 9:30 am,[…]
Offer that can't be refused
Maria Ammerman is an attractive 40 year old petite woman selling exclusive real estate in Dallas. I flew her to Miami, an hour later, Maria pulls up to the ornate wrought-iron gates of the estate,[…]
Roots motel: the first orgy
“Room for three please” the voice said. I was sitting at the computer looking at a blue screen with Fatal Error written on it and hatching a plan to assassinate Bill Gates when I heard[…]
Re-asserting ownership
Mina pulls the door open before this thought registered fully and standing there, a slight smile on my face. Oh god. Oh shit. How is this happening? Her stomach drops with a mixture of fear[…]
The old man and the beach–part 3
CHAPTER 9 A limo picked us up at 10:00 Wednesday morning as we hugged and kissed Leia good-bye. I scratched Max’s ears and told him to obey Leia. I knew he would. He and Leia[…]
Corbin 'duece' james chapter 3
Waking up on Saturday, I got up. But a bit to quick as I was light head almost falling over. I walked over to the computer provided in my room an checked the school website.[…]
Barbara m. kept her promise
My faithful and regular client and neighbor had been coming to me for quite some time now and her early shyness has disappeared as if it never existed. She has become too bored with just[…]
Jane's day
Jane huffed at the reflection. “Nothing looks good!” she wailed at the image of herself. Summer started to show itself and Jane wanted to show off. Eleventh grade was a good year for her; her[…]
Just what the doctor ordered
Now I've never been one to toot my own horn. There was never a need for it, but when a woman looks good, she should know it. And I look damn good. It seemed Christian[…]
Sober thought and drunken words
It all started over a bottle of hypnotic in the early hours after a new years eve party. Well it started a few months before that for me but it was only a fantasy see[…]