Q. What happens when you kiss a canary? A. You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease. story by: Crude Guy
Water sports
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Sexline
"We have time for one more caller, you're speaking with the doctor, what's you question!?!" "Doctor Cossett, my husband and I have been married for twenty three years and the zip has really gone out[…]
Surfside chapter ten
Chapter Ten The evening ended shortly after. No one had paid much attention to the video tape that Jean had brought by once the action started. It had served it's purpose though and Jean placed[…]
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It was early morning and Tiffany Anne would be coming home from work any minute. I was sitting naked on the couch, softly stroking my bald pussy and watching a little TV while I impatiently[…]
Educating the girlspart 4
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Keep quiet 2 – the sister
Please check out "Keep Quiet" first if you would like… About half an hour after we had fucked upstairs, my girlfriend and mist of her family were taking an unintended afternoon nap in front of[…]
Weird tales, succubus. part 4
It had been a couple of hour after I had touched the book. The books crackling had stopped. Did I want to look in it I feared what was going to be in it. I[…]
My bitch in new orleans
This is a true story. My wife and I have been married for five years. We have always shared our fantasies with each other. One of them was being with other people. Sometimes during our[…]
Difference between dealer and hooker
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Ans: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again! story by: The Porn Joker
Dreaming with the girls
Dreaming With the Girls It had been fun hanging out awhile. The afternoon had passed quickly. The sun had been very nice. "Well, I've got to get going. My parents have some big thing planned,"[…]
On staff – part 1
On Staff – Chapter 1 When I heard the tires of Melissa's Lexus crunch in the gravel of the front drive I pulled the wine cooler – previously prepared just for her – from the[…]
College days ch. 05
Saturday. The day started out pretty normal, woke up in bed with Collette, her arms and legs tangled up in my own. I'd been having trouble getting to sleep the last couple of nights because[…]
"gangbang please"
Gangbang Please! By Blueheatt had a secret fantasy about being the girl in some of these gangbang films. I don’t would ever do that…but if….I ever got the right set up, I just myself)..oh well.[…]
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Charity Jones here again. We’ve finally come to the end of the high school road for my formerly younger self. I’ll skip the witty banter and let’s finish this. The final week of high school.[…]