Wrong turn

"Frank, you nitwit," his exasperated wife Millie exclaimed, "you took the wrong turn, now we're hopelessly lost!!!" Frank slowed the big Caddy to a crawl as he tried to make out a street number, but[…]

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Washed ashore 5

When I reached the clearing, to my surprise the herd was actually there. They made soft friendly noises as I crept closer. I must have looked quite shocking; naked, tanned by the sun, my hair[…]

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Virginity lost

This story is about when I lost my virginity. I'd always had a good relationship with my sister. We weren't your stereotypical siblings, we never argued and we were comfortable with each other naked, we[…]

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Viagra needed

A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a[…]

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