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Two parents had taken their 8 year old Tommy to a nude beach, He came running "Mommy Mommy I saw a woman with bigger boobies then yours!!" She smirked " The bigger they are the dumber the woman is." So he went back roaming around. He came back "Daddy Daddy I saw a man with a longer penis than yours!!" He chuckled "The longer they are the dumber the man is" With that being said Tommy went off roaming again. Mommy was talking to a guy, Daddy was talkng to a woman. Tommy grabbed their hands and pulled them aside to announce "Mommy you were talking to a really dumb man and Daddy was talking to a really dumb woman!" They exchanged looks and laughed.

Whats Big, Black, And full of Seaman?: A submarine XDD ……I need more words so…..ITS PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT NOW THERE HE GO THERE HE GO THERE HE GO THERE HE GO PEANUT BUTTA JELLLLLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLLLLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLLLLY DO DA PEANUT BUTTA JELLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLY WITTA BASEBALL BAT PEANUT BUT JELLY PEANUT BUTTA JELLY WITTA BASEBALL BAT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT….PEANUT BUTTA ICE CREAM PEANUT BUTTA ICE CREAM…>.>

story by: K-Luvver



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Author: K-Luvver



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