Difference between stones and scottish shepherd

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What is the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepherd?

Ans: The Stones said, "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud." The Scottish Shepherd says, "Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe."

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