Arm fucking-in the wrong place

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One day a man with his georgian wife were having sex.
The wife asked,why dontcha talk when we fuck?
The husband replies,cause I just dont.Your hand in my mouth makes it hard to talk.
The woman puzzled,asks,I nevah put my hand into yore mouth,what are ya talkin bout?I put my whole arm almost down yore throat!
The man replies with a shout,what do you mean?!
They hear a shout and look up.
The teen sticking his head in the window yells,cause your mouth makes for a fucking good pussy when I am feelin horny and your out tired from sex!
The two are now both puzzled.
The teen explains,you are puttin your arm into my ass and I am puttin my dick into his mouth.

story by: SweetLover



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Author: SweetLover



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